08-10-2005, 07:04 AM
I don't know who the fuck Ryan Dunn is but I would go hang out with Don Vito...I wouldn't pay $20 to do it. If you can't get compts, I'd just barge into the place. I remember one time Gary Sheffield was signing autographs in some mall on the island and I was buying sneakers or some shit and then I saw it was Sheffield so I got in line.
Gary: "Hi" (signing my autograph)
Spork: "Hey shef...I got a question about your work out routine"
Gary: (doesn't look up)
Spork: "I been trying to bulk up...so I was wondering what brand of steroids you'd recommend"
Then I got escorted out.
-Spork
Gary: "Hi" (signing my autograph)
Spork: "Hey shef...I got a question about your work out routine"
Gary: (doesn't look up)
Spork: "I been trying to bulk up...so I was wondering what brand of steroids you'd recommend"
Then I got escorted out.
-Spork
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-SPorK