[Blondie]

My dream from last night: A friend and I were at Target. He was a S.W.A.T. team member and decked out in full assault gear. We were having a conversation, and mid-sentence he held his index finger to his mouth. I shut the fuck up while he crept to the front of the store and blasted the fuck out of a terrorist in the abdomen with his assault rifle. The poor bastard never saw it coming.

Now the other terrorists hiding out in the store know something is up, so they start firing rounds at everyone they see. I duck behind the jewelry counter since I'm not armed, and I yell at everyone (mostly dumbfounded women who didn't know what was going on) to get down. I get spotted by a terrorist and he fires at me, but I move before I get sprayed by bullets.

Then I woke up. I think I've been watching too much 24.

The being a Target in a Target thing is pretty telling...just sayin'