06-30-2005, 07:04 PM
Dr. Lecter Wrote:I'd be "The Longshoreman" and dress like the dood from "I know What you Did last Summer" (or The Gorton's Fisherman). I'd reek of fish and maybe sport a corncob pipe. I'd have a fucked up posse and a promoter, probably some wikked insane hump back midget with a hairnet.
My theme song would be some old song from the sea, remade by Sepultura and have seagulls and ocean sounds in it,. My signature move would be called the GAFF. It paralyzed the last 4 peeps who faced me.
You will probably want to look into surgical techniques for removing corn cob pipes from deep within the colon.