06-21-2005, 04:46 PM
A Swede is carrying a duck under his arms while trying to enter
a restaurant on Mallorca. The maitre d' looks at him:
"Why did you bring this pig with you?"
Says the Swede: "This isn't a pig! It's a duck."
Maitre d': "Shut up, I'm talking to the duck."
a restaurant on Mallorca. The maitre d' looks at him:
"Why did you bring this pig with you?"
Says the Swede: "This isn't a pig! It's a duck."
Maitre d': "Shut up, I'm talking to the duck."