[VitaminE]

I was looking at my "Honey Do" list for the weekend and Fuck am I busy! I started thinking it would be kick ass to have a clone of Vit E to lend a fukking hand around the house. There'd be an absolute ass load of perks. If the spouser ever got pissed about shit, I'd have either a scapegoat or an air tight alibi. Then I got to thinking what if Vit E2 caught me jackin' it to porn. Would I be embarrassed? It's not like I've never seen me masterbate. Then I started thinking I always wanted to learn Yoga for the sole reason of getting my cock to my mouth, but with a clone....would that be gay? Is really just me, right? What if that fukker logged on here and told all of my fucked up thoughts. That would be totally embarrassing. I'm gonna stop.

Have a good weekend y'all!