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Tom and Jerry

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04-20-2005, 07:37 PM

Ball Handler Wrote:Fuck if I didn't always root for that goddamn cat, and the mouse always got away!
Natural fucking selection! Cats gets mouse. Cat mangles and kills mouse and leaves it on the doorstep as a gift to his owners.
My letters to Fred Quimby asking for an explanation remain unanswered.

I saved a mouse from drowning in my pool the other day. That little fukker put in about 5 good minutes treading water. When I pulled him to safety my wife said "You reminded me of David Hasselhoff". I said "too bad you ain't Carmen Electra".

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?

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Tom and Jerry - by Dr. Lecter - 04-20-2005, 07:34 PM

Tom and Jerry - by SanDog - 04-20-2005, 07:37 PM

Tom and Jerry - by Dr. Lecter - 04-20-2005, 07:38 PM

Tom and Jerry - by Bill - 04-20-2005, 07:40 PM

Tom and Jerry - by Dr. Lecter - 04-20-2005, 07:41 PM

Tom and Jerry - by Bill - 04-20-2005, 07:41 PM

Tom and Jerry - by Bill - 04-20-2005, 07:42 PM

Tom and Jerry - by Michman - 04-20-2005, 07:43 PM

Tom and Jerry - by Dr. Lecter - 04-20-2005, 07:45 PM

Tom and Jerry - by VitaminE - 04-20-2005, 07:46 PM

Tom and Jerry - by SanDog - 04-20-2005, 07:53 PM

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