10-02-2004, 02:19 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Stoney@Oct 2 2004, 01:27 AM
Dear Banana,
I've so enjoyed the many hours we've spent together. I can really identify with how you must feel when those desperate, attention whoring bitches steal YOUR limelight. What pathetic slags. They're all ugly, no matter what all the guys say.
It's me and you kid. I'll never let you down. We'll keep on keeping on until we run every last one of them into the ground, no matter how immature or petty we have to act to do it!!
Yours, always, til the end,
The Green Eyed Monster
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Dear Stoney's Mom,
I am dropping you this note to express some concern that I have about Stoney's performance. While she is making some efforts, her abilities are not keeping up with her peers. I think it would be good that you spend some time with her and review her work before she submits anything in the future.
I am enclosing a recent attempt that she made to write a "humorous letter". As you can see, she desperately needs some guidance. Please call me if you have any questions.
Sincerely,
Stoney's 3rd Grade Teacher
