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Im SOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls know picking at their crotch is fucken sick and abnormal...
and yet you apply hot wax to your legs and rip it off, taking the hair

(we just do that to please the male gender so it would be smooth and soft would u prefer rubbing your hand against sandpaper? or worst would u prefer a hairy bush?)

mmmmm it tickles!
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Im SOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls have brains...
and yet you keep coming back to us...
(thats only because we feel sorry for you guys enough said)

all part of my plan.
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im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls can get themselves out of alot of shitty situations...
right after they get into them
(we still get outve them unlike guys they just simply give up)

we don't give up... we simply have more patients while waiting for a solution to present itself
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Im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls have a taste for fashion...
fashion? girls can't hold a candle to a gay guy.
(a gay guy is just considered as a girl in disguise)

.....so it's a rubber mask then? How do they hide the boobs, while still being able to breath?!? And that other thing.... it looks so LIFELIKE!
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Im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls dont smell like shit even after sweating...
we smell of strength, machismo, and manlyness!!
(thats the males excuse to having bad B.O)

STRENGTH! MANLYNESS! GRUNT!
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Im sOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls can enhance their beauty....
what do you call that hat with my favorite hocky team on it?!?!?
(a hat doesnt enhance the beauty it just covers up a bad hair day that you dont want nobody to see)

Men don't have bad hair days. Some days our hair is just more enthusiastic than others.
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Im sOo fucken glad im a girl cause girls can wear pants if they choose to...
and if I stroll down the street in a pleated miniskirt, there aint nothing you can do about it.
hmmm if you dress in a skirt it brings question to you sexual preference also refer back to fashion.... *hint girl in disguise hint again*

It's a kilt, damnit!!! It just shrank in the wash is all!
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