[asshat]

First of all, I don't like my turkeys with an attitude. I never have. I look for a turkey that is confident, goal oriented, intelligent, strong and outgoing. I want a turkey that is very laid back and loves to laugh (even if it's at himself). My turkey would not be looking for all the bells and whistles but a few butterflies would be nice. I want a turkey whose family would describe it as a "paper lion". My turkey would be outwardly strong but very soft inside. It would have to be generous and giving. I don't want a turkey that believes in drama, life is too short to be unhappy. If my turkey loved hockey and golf that would be a plus. I am lousy at golf but have a great time trying. I think I would want a turkey with an incredible family and amazing friends. My turkey would be able to say, "Most days", I am very happy with who I am and feel blessed to be where I am.

My ideal turkey would be very positive, have a good sense of humor and loves to laugh. I hope "that turkey" is confident, happy with who they are and where they are in life. I am not looking for a turkey who may have a tendency to be jealous, controlling or insecure. I love spending time with my family and friends and hope to find a turkey that enjoys that too. I spend my days in a sometimes fast passed environment. I would love to find a turkey I can relax with and just be me. I just want to laugh and I can usually achieve this just about any where but it would be fun to have a turkey to share it with.