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a duck walks into a bar
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>, he asks the barman do you have any peanuts? the
>barman says no so the duck goes away. The next day the duck comes in again
>and asks do you have any peanuts? the barman says no and the duck goes away
>again. The next day the duck comes in again do you have any peanuts? the
>barman says no and the duck goes away again. The next day the duck comes in
>again the barman getting angry by now says look if you come in here asking
>for bloody peanuts again I'm going to chop your bloody head off with an
>axe! The duck says ok and goes away. The next day the duck comes in again
>and says do you have an axe?
>the barman sighs and says no

>good says the duck do you have any peanuts?

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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a duck walks into a bar - by snarg - 11-24-2004, 08:57 PM
a duck walks into a bar - by snarg - 10-15-2005, 08:34 PM
a duck walks into a bar - by ntype - 10-15-2005, 08:38 PM
a duck walks into a bar - by Major Private - 10-15-2005, 10:27 PM
a duck walks into a bar - by snarg - 10-15-2005, 10:44 PM
a duck walks into a bar - by ntype - 10-15-2005, 11:45 PM
a duck walks into a bar - by snarg - 10-16-2005, 12:19 AM

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