[dodsno]

I sometimes miss not being in a country full of weirdos, anyhow I do admit that this has the good sides too. I mean the weirdos are funny until you have to live near to them.

[dodsno]

Oh and meanwhile here we are some weird fetish from japan.

squid

[Anhil8tor]

If I were a single man... I couldn't find a reason not to do it.

[BIRD33]

I suck at putting those things together so I'd pay a mexican $5 to do it and just sit there and watch.

[phantom]

Didn't say anywhere it was a female. Can't always make assumptions. It could be another Birdy.

[BIRD33]

I like that you have a nickname for me.Totally not gay.I guess you think you're getting me riled up by posting here?You look like a total faggot with that Av and basically following me around.

[phantom]

I like that you have a nickname for me.Totally not gay.I guess you think you're getting me riled up by posting here?You look like a total faggot with that Av and basically following me around.

And your AV is cool? I bet you look even worse.

How did you know I wasn't talking about Matthew Modine's character from the 1984 film of the same name?

[BIRD33]

And your AV is cool? I bet you look even worse.

How did you know I wasn't talking about Matthew Modine's character from the 1984 film of the same name?

Umm what?Saved by the bell references now Matthew Modine?Ok.

Seriously, let me guess your schtick here.You have a crush on blondie.

She's sent you some nude shots.You masturbate to them.A lot.

You crave her attention and approval because you can't get it done with the ladies in real life or any lady over a 3.

She tells you that we are all dicks and for no reason at all we dislike her.You having nothing else going on really but a pathetic sense of chivalry drives you to show her how much of a man you are.

You think you are the first to have her AV here which you think will get people here to go crazy.In fact you are definitely not the first to try that and are just in a long line of internet men she's wrapped up as her bitch because they have no real personal lives or are getting divorced etc..I wish I was lying but I can give you a list.

How close am I?Don't expect to get a real answer but its pretty easy to diagnose.You're seriously the next loser in a long line of them.

[Anhil8tor]

is that blondie in your av phantom?

[BIRD33]

2:1 that picture and every one else blondies sent him is hanging above his computer in the room he calls his masturbutorium.

[CT280]

jesus christ that whore is beat up.

[BIRD33]

They can't make sunglasses big enough.

[phantom]

jesus christ that whore is beat up.

Is all you think about beating?

[phantom]

They can't make sunglasses big enough.

I can make the Monkey dance too. 3 posts to my 1.

[Blondie]

Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie

[Blondie]

Sin,

CT's tiny little penis and the joke of the forum world AKA Bird33

[BIRD33]

If only I wasnt in blondies head so bad she could handle reading my posts without quitting this place.The ignore function is for the weak people who can't handle the internet.

How badly did I hit Phantoms situation on the head?No response = pretty damn close.

[Blondie]

Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie please baby..please just take me off ignore for ONE SECOND!!!!!!

:lool:

[BIRD33]

Thats all you got.I've made you my bitch to the point you can't handle a back and forth with me because I always make you look stupid.You quit here before because of it.Type "dance monkey" all you want but everyone including you knows the deal.

[phantom]

Have you ever tried posting somewhere besides a board with a half a dozen posters, Bird. You wouldn't even be noticed. Be glad you are here and Leeman made you the retarded Walmart greeter.