[snarg]

Deal. When you moving? Im fucking hungry.

definitely before the end of the month
look forward to meeting you

just look for the ugly dwarf with cum dripping off my chin

[TomFoolery]

I need the background story on how this date came to be.

Because I'm fucking $$$ and females dig me, of course.

Would you consider her slightly dorky?

No

[TomFoolery]

Check her panties for a cock.

Will do. I'll let her know a $$ internet friend told me to.

[hoax]

we could make a game out of this:

what excuse will she give our boy here to back out of the date?

[Blueeyedwoman]

Don't expect her to put out right away. Treat her like a lady.

[Paddy]

I'll let her know a $$ internet friend told me to.

Have her come by and check this palce out.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

definitely before the end of the month
look forward to meeting you

just look for the ugly dwarf with cum dripping off my chin

Sweet. Im the Lurch looking mother fucker with BIRD33 swinging from my nuts.

[BIRD33]

South Philly isnt your typical gay rest stop, the mafia and all, be careful boys.

[TomFoolery]

we could make a game out of this:

what excuse will she give our boy here to back out of the date?

TF's VM message: "Hey, this is Tom. The extremely sexy, funny, and charming guy you met last weekend. Just wanted to call and see if you want to get together sometime next week. Give me a ring when you get a chance."

She calls back.

Her: "I didn't think you'd call."
TF: "Yeah, I watched Swingers earlier this week and the dudes in that movie were pretty money. They say not to call for 6 days, so I was following their advice."
Her: (laugh) "Nice. Well, I'm glad you did."



I don't think she'll back out, but I'll play along. Her excuse will be: She forgot about the plans with her Mom for Saturday.

[snarg]

Sweet. Im the Lurch looking mother fucker with BIRD33 swinging from my nuts.

how does he have enuf room in the dome for both of us??

[BIRD33]

Admitting to a chick that you take dating advice from a movie makes it look like you your fucking clueless.

[BIRD33]

how does he have enuf room in the dome for both of us??

Huge brain.Large shoe size.

[TomFoolery]

Admitting to a chick that you take dating advice from a movie makes it look like you your fucking clueless.

It was a joke, you stupid motherfucker. I tried calling her 2 days before that but didn't feel like leaving a message.

[Ntype]

if you bring her to the museum prepare stuff before :

1. check where toilets are
2. check the cafeteria
3. check which exposition is right now.

and what do you want us to hold your peeker too ?

[TomFoolery]

if you bring her to the museum prepare stuff before :

1. check where toilets are
2. check the cafeteria
3. check which exposition is right now.

and what do you want us to hold your peeker too ?

I'm on top of things. I'm not stupeid, you know.

[cLaY]

hey $$$, don't talk about yourself unless she asks, look her in the eyes and act intrigued with everything she says...and compliment her clothes, hair, eyes, ass, so on...open the door for her, don't act like a dick.

[TomFoolery]

hey $$$, don't talk about yourself unless she asks, look her in the eyes and act intrigued with everything she says...and compliment her clothes, hair, eyes, ass, so on...open the door for her, don't act like a dick.

Look, I'm not an idiot. I'm gonna sit across the table, chew my food with my mouth closed, laugh at her jokes, and that's all I'm gonna do. ('sup Vincent Vega)

[cLaY]

Look, I'm not an idiot. I'm gonna sit across the table, chew my food with my mouth closed, laugh at her jokes, and that's all I'm gonna do. ('sup Vincent Vega)

And she'll think you're a boring fuck...

[TomFoolery]

And she'll think you're a boring fuck...

If SanDog were here he woulda racked my comment. I'm sick of you fuckers not recognizing my $$$ movie quotes.

[Blueeyedwoman]

hey $$$, don't talk about yourself unless she asks, look her in the eyes and act intrigued with everything she says...and compliment her clothes, hair, eyes, ass, so on...open the door for her, don't act like a dick.

Good stuff here.