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What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight...
#41

UDC's chances of getting laid by...

human: .000006%
animal(willing): 1%
animal(rape): 90%
Inanimate object: 100%

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#42

Devious Wrote:Indeed.

good luck

the birth of my daughter was the greatest moment of my life, bar none

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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
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#43

uhmm like 100% ...

Everynight ....

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#44

leeman Wrote:uhmm like 100% ...

Everynight ....
What time is it there?
How do you usually introduce yourself?

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#45

Devious Wrote:100% getting laid tonight and the rest of the week. Dev's trying to make little dev's!!!


No wonder your never here

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#46

I didn't see it coming, but yeah!! I got balls deep last night!!

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#47

update: I slept on the couch last night, so that would be a no nookie for me. Tonight is looking better, she's actually talking to me again today.
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#48

I wanted my husband to sleep on the couch last night too!! He wouldn't though.
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#49

Purple_Haze Wrote:I wanted my husband to sleep on the couch last night too!! He wouldn't though.

Will you be able to get him to sleep on the couch while I stay over?

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#50

well the bitch wasn't talking to me. and I know she cann't get a good nights sleep without me beside her. so I said fuck it and pulled up some real estate on the sofa. this morning she asked why I didn't come to be, and I told her it was too cold for me in there last night.
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#51

*Update*

well, I wasn't going to bring it up... but we ended up watching Anchorman. After that I was tired...

tonight.. 100% I will get laid
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#52

that movie any good, 8?
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#53

its alright... hit has its good points.

its not one that i laughed all the way through... but if you like farrells movies you will like this one.

On my rating scale (out of 5)

Old School = 4
Anchorman = 3

help?
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#54

yep. i'll probably check it out. i'm all about instant gratification, so it'll be cool. thanks.
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#55

Update: I was 100% correct in my initial prediction.
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#56

Like if I need to answer.....:roll:
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#57

And tonight better be pretty good or she's sleeping in the yard!!!! :mad:

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#58

Well first thing this morning I was running about 10% but we closed on a home equity loan today, putting the bank acct up by about 500%. Therefore my chances of this evening are lifted to apporx 40%. I would have went higher than 40 but it is really dependent upon when the kids go to sleep. :|
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