[Devious]

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable
bravery, the
GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to
retrieve a
dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back
to safety.
“Private,” the officer said, “I'm recommending you for a medal. You
risked your
life to save the locations of our secret warehouses.” “Warehouses!?”
the private
shouted. “I thought you said whorehouses!”

[Devious]

I knew it was stupid! No one's even reading it!

[Suicide Jim]

some things aren't worth risking your life for.

[Velvet]

:lol:

[fuzzynuggetz]

I read it.

[NCSCOTT]

Wouldn't want the enemy getting aid and comfort from our own hookers.

[Undeadcannibal]

I'd like to see this list...