[Beaucephus]

Edward Sciossorhands. I don't know what to do with him being gone so long like this. :|

[Undeadcannibal]

oh buddy, you better believe that when he comes back, we're gonna have fun with a tire iron and a condom.

[Undeadcannibal]

hey, Idea. What would it feel like to put a super soaker in your rectum and fire it? I'll be back.....

[Edward Scissorhands]

Can I suck your cock? Anyone? Please? I'm lonely.

[Undeadcannibal]

I found out what it feels like. It's like taking a really wet shit backwards. No, I don't trust you anywhere near my cock, but I'll shit on you for free.