07-22-2004, 09:10 PM
Do you buy more that 50 pounds of litter in a month?
Do you scoop out the litter box after each use?
Do you sleep in the same position every thing because it annoys your cat when you move?
DO you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes, or likes the butter?
Do you select your friends based on how your cats react to them?
Did you buy a video of a fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat?
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
Would you rather spend a night at home, watching a movie, curled up with your cat, than go out on a date?
Do you spend more money on gifts for your cat than you do for your significant other?
Do you feed your cat tidbits from the dinner table? With a fork?
Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
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If you answered "yes" to any of these, maybe your cat owns you!
Do you scoop out the litter box after each use?
Do you sleep in the same position every thing because it annoys your cat when you move?
DO you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes, or likes the butter?
Do you select your friends based on how your cats react to them?
Did you buy a video of a fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat?
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
Would you rather spend a night at home, watching a movie, curled up with your cat, than go out on a date?
Do you spend more money on gifts for your cat than you do for your significant other?
Do you feed your cat tidbits from the dinner table? With a fork?
Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
....
If you answered "yes" to any of these, maybe your cat owns you!

