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Own a cat?
#1

Do you buy more that 50 pounds of litter in a month?

Do you scoop out the litter box after each use?

Do you sleep in the same position every thing because it annoys your cat when you move?

DO you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes, or likes the butter?

Do you select your friends based on how your cats react to them?

Did you buy a video of a fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat?

Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?

Would you rather spend a night at home, watching a movie, curled up with your cat, than go out on a date?

Do you spend more money on gifts for your cat than you do for your significant other?

Do you feed your cat tidbits from the dinner table? With a fork?

Do you kiss your cat on the lips?

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If you answered "yes" to any of these, maybe your cat owns you!
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#2

Quote:Originally posted by TyrionXavier@Jul 22 2004, 01:10 PM

Do you kiss your cat on the lips?

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Vit E is owned by a cat!
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Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE+Jul 22 2004, 12:50 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VitaminE @ Jul 22 2004, 12:50 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-TyrionXavier@Jul 22 2004, 01:10 PM

Do you kiss your cat on the lips?

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Vit E is owned by a cat! [/b][/quote]
Ya, I know my cats own me. I don't care. :wub:
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#4

My cats nasty and I lock her out :lol:
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#5

I buy a cat a week. They make great chew toys for my rottweiler
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#6

my cat is scared of me.
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#7

I bought a siamese kitty and had it for a day. My boyfriend go too scared he was gonna tear our stuff up. He took him back, cause I thought he should've. I want a cat again, but not a kitty, it's like taking care of a frickin baby. :angry:

I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
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#8

Where's UDC? I want his opinion here.
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#9

My cat (kitten) jumped on my keyboard when I was playing Zwill with a score of 1100 and counting, and she pressed something that made the game go back to the main menu screen without saving my score. How awesome is that?

For far too long we've been asking ourselves "How do they cram all that graham?", when the question we should have been asking is "Is it right?" Man has defiantly slapped the face of God in the pursuit of a tastier cereal, and one day we will be struck down by our own hubris.
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