[leucetios]

why kill the chicken? Ins't it the victim here?

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

[Velvet]

That chicken was asking for it I tell ya :lmao: It shouldnt have squawked in that sexy tone ...

[Banana]

:lmao: Ya, those chicks are just whores.

[Suicide Jim]

aperently she wanted some real cock.

[VitaminE]

stuggling to make a pecker reference but, it's too hard

:whee:

[leucetios]

something about that guy being hen-pecked?

[mutation]

Originally posted by leucetios@Jun 1 2004, 05:16 PM
why kill the chicken? Ins't it the victim here?

The chicken was a home-wrecking slut. It lured the man into an adulterous relationship.

And damn, those chickens are soooo sexy. :wub:

[leucetios]

makes you wonder what the chickens at KFC did to not just be killed, but deep fried.

[War]

they run around all nude and they show you their legs and wings... them chickens will pay. ill start by going to KFC and getting a 12 piece meal!!

[Velvet]

God now im hungry and kfc 5 mins away Mmmm Mmmmmmm

[War]

remember left wing, right wing it all tastses the same to me。

[Velvet]

Breast is best ..*licks lips *

[mutation]

Originally posted by War@Jun 2 2004, 07:56 PM
they run around all nude and they show you their legs and wings... them chickens will pay. ill start by going to KFC and getting a 12 piece meal!!

You forgot to mention that they show their plump breasts too. :drool:

[mutation]

Originally posted by velvet@Jun 2 2004, 08:10 PM
Breast is best ..*licks lips *

Beat me to it. :angry:

[Velvet]

you could have put one of your eating gifs there .. they are cute

[mutation]

Originally posted by velvet@Jun 2 2004, 08:16 PM
you could have put one of your eating gifs there .. they are cute

You're right. Just for you.

[Velvet]

Aww they are sweet .. looks like hes really enjoying it

[xoxmelxox]

The chicken made him do it