05-24-2004, 12:47 AM
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my
sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who
are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one is currently serving
a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy
in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of
sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview, She is a part time "working girl". All things considered, my
problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her
into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with
her.
My question is, should I tell her about my cousin who
supports John Kerry for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my
sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who
are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one is currently serving
a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy
in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of
sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview, She is a part time "working girl". All things considered, my
problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her
into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with
her.
My question is, should I tell her about my cousin who
supports John Kerry for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
[size=1][size=2]You're just jealous cause the voices only speak to me.
Son's of Cunniligus - personal trainer.
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