[Blondie]

someone asked you to do to them?

Some dude asked me to clamp his nipples.

[Irish]

I had this woman ask me to piss in her mouth in front of her husband. I had to really pee too.

[Blondie]

ugh

[Irish]

ugh

I already told you NO!

[Spyker]

its gotta be the satanist that wanted to "pour a cats blood on my penis and then suck it clean whilst pissing on a poster of the pope"

i told him its never going to happen, i dont do guys...(or let guys 'do' me for that matter)

[BIRD33]

A women asked me to go down on here once.Gross.

[Dr. Lecter]

I fucked a chick with my biggest 3 toes. I was just so fucking tired in the morning and wanted to sleep. She was in such a position that when I intriduced it to her, she was very receptive. She came from it eventually.

[what?]

I fucked a chick with my biggest 3 toes. I was just so fucking tired in the morning and wanted to sleep. She was in such a position that when I intriduced it to her, she was very receptive. She came from it eventually.

like big toe, big toe, and one of your 2nd toes? you two foot fucked this slut??? with a crotch canyon like that to try to fill, no wonder you were tired

[BIRD33]

Someone copyright "two foot fucked a slut" before its to late.

Lecter change your name to Doctor Scholls.