[Velvet]

[halfasleep]

What I wrote on the 'shout line'....


Only in real life, Velvet ... the last time I drove through a animal safari (in New Jersey, and no, it wasn't Trenton!!, those monkey's didn't clean the car.... they left their buttprints all over it!!! :|

You haven't LIVED until you've had to stare at Monkey-butt through the windshield!!!! :blink:


When we were there, a white van 'next' to us brought bananas. They gave out the bananas through by opening a window an inch or two. We got stuck behind a mess of cars that didn't mind having monkeys crawl all over there car... we were basicly parked.

After several minutes, the van ran out of bananas.. the window closed. The monkeys had 'formed a crowd' on top of the van waiting for more bananas. None came....after a minute or two those monkeys got 'upset'... they tore off the white van's antenna, windshield wipers and anything else those apes could get their fingers around!!!! :| The clog in front of us started moving and we go away from that van as soon as possible!!! Safari Zoo keepers had to rush over to keep the van from being turned into toothpicks!!!

hmmmm... Do you think they say 'don't feed the animals' for a reason??? :lmao:

Any thoughts I ever entertained over having a monkey as a pet was instantly gone!!! Those are nasty little buggers!!!!

[Velvet]

:lmao: Im sure they didnt do that again . It does teach them a lesson in obeying signs though heheh