[Fairiedust]

>>Three little boys were concerned
>>because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
>>They decided it was because they had not been baptized
>>and didn't go to Sunday School.
>>
>>
>>So they went to the nearest church.
>>
>>
>>
>>But, only the Janitor was there.
>>
>>One little boy said,
>>"We need to be baptized
>>because no one will come out and play with us.
>>Will you baptize us?"
>>"Sure," said the Janitor.
>>
>>
>>
>>He took them into the bathroom
>>and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl,
>>one at a time.
>>Then He said, "You are now Baptized!"
>>
>>
>>When they got outside,
>>one of them asked,
>>"What religion do You think we are?"
>>
>>
>>The oldest one said,
>>
>>"We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you."
>>"We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water."
>>"We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you."
>>
>>The littlest one said,
>>"Didn't you smell that water!"
>>
>>
>>They all joined in asking,
>>"Yeah! What do you think that means?"
>>
>>
>>"I think it means we're Pisscopailians!"