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So Today I Got A Dollar In The Mail
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from some woman named Amy Stevens from Cincinnati, Ohio. The letter was a plain envelope with one of those return labels you order from a label company.

As I don't know any Amy Stevens, I found this odd.

Inside was a printed card:

Dear Consumer:

We will be contacting your home in the next few weeks about a nationwide telephone survey. The $1.00 is a small way of saying thank you for your help.

Our company does studies about usage of television, radio, and the yellow pages. We promise not to sell you anything. If the time of our call is not convenient, please ask the interviewer to call back at a later time.

Thank you,

Amy Stevens
Project Supervisor




Since I don't generally answer my house phone what is your guess for how many times they leave messages? Also, any idea how I can get Amy to send me more dollars?
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#2

You've never heard of this before?

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WoolyGoat Wrote:You've never heard of this before?
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.

Who said I had to make sense ?
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:from some woman named Amy Stevens from Cincinnati, Ohio. The letter was a plain envelope with one of those return labels you order from a label company.

As I don't know any Amy Stevens, I found this odd.

Inside was a printed card:

Dear Consumer:

We will be contacting your home in the next few weeks about a nationwide telephone survey. The $1.00 is a small way of saying thank you for your help.

Our company does studies about usage of television, radio, and the yellow pages. We promise not to sell you anything. If the time of our call is not convenient, please ask the interviewer to call back at a later time.

Thank you,

Amy Stevens
Project Supervisor




Since I don't generally answer my house phone what is your guess for how many times they leave messages? Also, any idea how I can get Amy to send me more dollars?

Have some fucking compassion.

Chrissy has been disenfranchised by her fake brother's fake death.





Edit: Amy Stevens has been wronged. Fuck it, just send the dollar back, you already have my $ recipes... and my heart.

Cooking up some ass's jawbone.
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#5

I have your heart? :eek:
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#6

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I have your heart? :eek:


No ...

Your rat ate it .....

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#7

The Neilsen people called me last night..

I was watchin football.
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#8

*Update

So far, two calls to my house answering machine. Both mentioned the "one dollar gift."
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