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Female Palestinian: My husband is so fat...
Palestinian Man: How fat is he?
Female Palestinian: My husband is so fat it took two bombs to blow him up.
Thank you folks. We'll be here all week-end. Try the veal.
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Two Palestinian men are talking in a bar.
The first one pulls out his wallet and shows the other one a picture.
"See? This was my eldest son. He martyred himself on a bus last year."
The other one pulls out his own wallet and shows the other one a picture as well. "This was my middle son. He martyred himself at a nightclub just 3 months ago."
The first one looks at him and sighs. "Children today... They blow up so fast..."
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One Jordyptian exile says to another Muslim Jordyptian third-generation "refugee", "I want some HOPE to hold to..."
and the other answers, "Hope? What's wrong with you, are you a Baha'i?"
Get it?
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On my flight to Dallas there must have been a Jew in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "occupied."
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How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews!
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What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."
I laughed.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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Always room for a good Palestinian joke.
