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cLaY · 06-28-2006, 05:53 AM

god i want to fuck you

minorthreat · 06-28-2006, 06:00 AM

cLaY Wrote:god i want to fuck you

I just swam a mile and a half. Fucking boating trip sucked.

what? · 06-28-2006, 06:02 AM

minorthreat Wrote:I just swam a mile and a half. Fucking boating trip sucked.

if you were cornered and given the option of sucking dick or paddling to shore, you made the right decision

minorthreat · 06-28-2006, 06:04 AM

what? Wrote:if you were cornered and given the option of sucking dick or paddling to shore, you made the right decision

I was getting ready for some tubing and the fucking boat died. I swam for an hour back to the other boat. I can't move my arms that good.

cLaY · 06-28-2006, 06:04 AM

huh? what? how? when?

i bet your coin purse is shrively and your ass is chapped? how close am i?

minorthreat · 06-28-2006, 06:05 AM

cLaY Wrote:huh? what? how? when?

i bet your coin purse is shrively and your ass is chapped? how close am i?

Dood, right now I have nuts a 3 year old would be ashamed to have.

cLaY · 06-28-2006, 06:07 AM

minorthreat Wrote:Dood, right now I have nuts a 3 year old would be ashamed to have.

i really like cupping my scrote after a day of swimming. its like stroking a fleshy walnut.

minorthreat · 06-28-2006, 06:10 AM

cLaY Wrote:i really like cupping my scrote after a day of swimming. its like stroking a fleshy walnut.

Holy shit! I knew my bag felt like something I had felt before. It is a fucking walnut. Fucker looks like one too. Fuck it's tight!

cLaY · 06-28-2006, 06:12 AM

the scrotum is a marvelous thing i tell ya...

minorthreat · 06-28-2006, 06:13 AM

cLaY Wrote:the scrotum is a marvelous thing i tell ya...

No matter how far I stretch it, it always returns to normal.

cLaY · 06-28-2006, 06:23 AM

minorthreat Wrote:No matter how far I stretch it, it always returns to normal.

sometimes on hot days i can get it up and over my entire penis. i call it the amazing cacoon trick. my wife loves it.