[TomFoolery's Ego.]

I've done it doug. I know why we cant get the pussy. We have been going about it all wrong. Chicks arent our thing man. What we need is a clone. The only way we can ever truly be happy is for us to fuck us!

Think about it, who do we love more than us? No one.

Good thing I am looking out for us. You'd be fucked without me.

[TomFoolery]

Don't you mean "You wouldn't be fucked without me."?

[TomFoolery's Ego.]

No dumbass youre taking it outa context. Quit trying to be smart. You always fuck it up.

[TomFoolery]

No dumbass youre taking it outa context. Quit trying to be smart. You always fuck it up.

Then choose your phrases more wisely, you shithead. That's what I would do because I am $$$$.

[what?]

I give TomFoolery's Ego $$ $/2

[TomFoolery's Ego.]

Wrong bitch. I make you think you are $$$$.

The reality is quite different. Dont worry though. Ill keep those endorphins pumping.

[TomFoolery]

Thanks for keeping my endorphins pumping, pyschoanalytical term.

[TomFoolery's Ego.]

Thanks for keeping my endorphins pumping, pyschoanalytical term.

No thank you fliend. Without you I wouldnt be able to drive the rest of your life around. The more shit you talk, the bigger I get, and the more I have control.


By the way. Where are you hiding Id these days. You should really let me kill that pussy once and for all.

[TomFoolery's Penis]

Can we do something about the hormones while were at it? I've been flying at half mast since the boss took us off the enzyte.

[TomFoolery]

No thank you fliend. Without you I wouldnt be able to drive the rest of your life around. The more shit you talk, the bigger I get, and the more I have control.

Yeah, but I only talk shit because you dominate me, and therefore you are in control of me.

Don't try to understand yourself, my ego. Your 5 minutes of Google research doesn't make you qualified to discuss Psych of Personality.

By the way. Where are you hiding Id these days. You should really let me kill that pussy once and for all.

He's been hanging out with my penis. Team up with my superego and you might be able to take them both out at once.

[TomFoolery]

Can we do something about the hormones while were at it? I've been flying at half mast since the boss took us off the enzyte.

Coordinate something with my ego, apparently he's the one that releases endorphins.

[TomFoolery's Penis]

Coordinate something with my ego, apparently he's the one that releases endorphins.

Who does one see about releasing some coin for some astro glide. These friction burns are embarassing.

[TomFoolery's Penis]

Is it gay that our ego has volunteered myself to fuck myself? I got enough problems, I don't need to be covered in shit and called gay too.

[WoolyGoat]

This is a freakin riot.