[Major Private]

I am in Des Moines Iowa (actually Ankeny) for a couple of days.
Whats fun here?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Buying lots of fertilizer and hanging around a federal building.

[Major Private]

Last night here, maybe MT can show me teh fun spots.
I dig Iowa, its a pretty state, lots o good looking friendly chicks.

[Oli-dogg]

....lots o good looking friendly chicks.

I bet they smile when then see you too. I'm told chicks feel safe around fags.

[Major Private]

Stay outta my thread wigger jizz junkie
Shouldnt you be jacking off to eminem pics right bout now?

[minorthreat]

I am in Des Moines Iowa (actually Ankeny) for a couple of days.
Whats fun here?

Drinking. Not a ton to do during the week. Hit up the Lumberyard or the Minx. I actually haven't been drinking in D.M. for quite some time.

[Major Private]

Where are you at brah?
We just finished 3 pitchers of Patron margeritas
WooOOO HooOOOO
and smoked a beeg fat joint of some White Russian
I am ready to party!!!
The dude thats up here doing the job with me almost never smokes pot and he is SO fucked up right now its hilarious, he is outta hand giggling and shit
Check your pms, mang

[ntype]

Buying lots of fertilizer and hanging around a federal building.

that made me laugh