04-21-2004, 01:20 AM
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money;
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence.
Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all'.
Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub
where he immediately ordered two pints of Guiness and two glasses of Jameson
Whisky.
Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be
in? We haven't got any money!!' Murphy replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I
have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks.
Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on
your knees and put it in your mouth."
said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk all for
free. At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any
more o'this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"
Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third
pub."
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence.
Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all'.
Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub
where he immediately ordered two pints of Guiness and two glasses of Jameson
Whisky.
Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be
in? We haven't got any money!!' Murphy replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I
have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks.
Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on
your knees and put it in your mouth."
said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk all for
free. At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any
more o'this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"
Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third
pub."
[size=1][size=2]You're just jealous cause the voices only speak to me.
Son's of Cunniligus - personal trainer.
I speak in tongues.[/size]
[/size]
