[cLaY]

Yesterday I called my wife mid poop to ask her to pick up toilet paper on her way home. We were out and I shat a Raisen Bran laced brown trout. In most normal circumstances I would shit, jump in the shower, and wash my arse with my hand and some soap. I decided to rock the wipe Foolery style and use one of my wife's maxi pads. SOme of the cotton-ey goodness got stuck in my ass hair with the poo. I ended up showering anyway. Good times.

PS. Its dry here, you should send me some dope.

Thanks.

[ntype]

(...) holy cow

[Vitamin E]

:d