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The hottest 2 chicks he has ever had the chance to masturbate in front of.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
He's taking his emo sister and her friend to the prom. His boss lets him borrow the limo. for special occasions.
Except that that's obviously not a limo.
His dad let him borrow the Crown Vic.
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What's emo?
Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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Those bitches looked scared shitless. Who's the redneck in the NC hat and why is he kidnapping goths?
-Spork
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