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2006 National Champion Texas Longhorns

http://www.psychometrics.com/downloads/p...er_BST.pdf

here are more samples
this took me less than two minutes
it's too bad i am small and can't run fast

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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If I ever had to take that test, I would skip over the math ones and do them last since they take more time than the word problems.
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so far the hardest math problem i have seen could be answered by an average eighth grader

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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snarg Wrote:so far the hardest math problem i have seen could be answered by an average eighth grader
Yeah, but you gotta admit, that in terms of "seconds per problem", you have to spend a little more time on them than the word problems.
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yes, i could see where the time factor would come into play if the questions became more difficult
i answered 8 questions in less than 2 min, and that would not leave time for all 50 with a couple of hard ones


http://www.testprepreview.com/wonderlic_practice.htm

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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Can you imagine, being Jeff George, and only getting 10 out of 50 right in 12 minutes? What a dumbass. Players should have their "Wonderlic" scores on their jerseys as big as their playing numbers. That way we would know not to cuss them out too bad for doing dumb shit if they are only "10s" or "12s".

Madden: Why did he try to lateral that ball. What a bonehead play. You don't lateral the ball when there are that many defensive guys around and you are that far down field! Ridiculous.

Al Michaels: Hey, lighten up John. The dude is only a 10 on the W-scale. He probably thought he was in the right place to do it. Just be glad he had his helmet on facing the right direction.
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I think one reason that the black quarterbacks don't do better on the Wonderlic test is because it is racially biased in the way they ask the questions. They should be more like this:

1. When you get a 12 piece bucket of chicken, how many pieces of dark meat do you get?

a. one
b. two
c. four
d all of the above

2. If you want to mix two packages of kool aid, how much sugar will you need?

a. one cup
b. two cups
c. three cups
d. we don't use sugar in our kool aid

3. If you need a pack of Kools and don't have any money, you should.

a. find a white guy and tell him your car broke down and you need $3 to get a quart of oil
b. hunt for change in the pay phone coin returns
c. go to the food court and rough up a rich white kid until he gives you some money.
d. charge it on your credit card.

4. If you have $7.50 and you go into the Quik Pak, you can get

a. Two $3 scratch offs and a 40.
b. Two packs of kools and a do rag.
c. A 16 ounce RC Cola and three peanut patties.
d. robbed.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Can you imagine, being Jeff George, and only getting 10 out of 50 right in 12 minutes? What a dumbass. Players should have their "Wonderlic" scores on their jerseys as big as their playing numbers. That way we would know not to cuss them out too bad for doing dumb shit if they are only "10s" or "12s".

Madden: Why did he try to lateral that ball. What a bonehead play. You don't lateral the ball when there are that many defensive guys around and you are that far down field! Ridiculous.

Al Michaels: Hey, lighten up John. The dude is only a 10 on the W-scale. He probably thought he was in the right place to do it. Just be glad he had his helmet on facing the right direction.


so we don't expect much of a score for reggie heisman??
that play prob set up the loss and their palce in history

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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Oh, my, god. I am in fucking tears laughing.

Flump, that shit was good.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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SanDog Wrote:Oh, my, god. I am in fucking tears laughing.

Flump, that shit was good.
My talents are wasted here.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:My talents are wasted here.

i think not
you go to other palces and they hate you and ban you
or they kiss your ass and are no challenge

at least here there are some who appreciate your talents
(even though you are a complete ass) :blink:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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snarg Wrote:i think not
you go to other palces and they hate you and ban you
or they kiss your ass and are no challenge

at least here there are some who appreciate your talents
(even though you are a complete ass) :blink:
I am misunderstood at those other places.
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most black quaterbacks here buy their kools at the gas station for .25 cents each..

yes they sell singles here
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Anhil8tor Wrote:most black quaterbacks here buy their kools at the gas station for .25 cents each..

yes they sell singles here

yes, that is true in most third world countries

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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