[Fairiedust]

Elmo:yay:

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota
which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you
tickle it under the arm.

Well Lena is hired at The Tickle Me
Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly 8:00 a.m.

The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the Personnel
Manager's door.

The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and
begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is
incredibly slow
and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire
production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself
so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are
Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really
beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena
surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll
of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he pull's himself together
and approaches Lena.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight
face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday.............

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
:yay: