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I Drove To Work Today Using Only My Left Hand
#1

I bought a coffee across the street before work and didn't feel like setting it down. So I turned on the car with my left hand, put that shit in drive, and smashed all the way here.

Now I know exactly what it's like to be an amputee. Discuss?

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#2

TomFoolery Wrote:I bought a coffee across the street before work and didn't feel like setting it down. So I turned on the car with my left hand, put that shit in drive, and smashed all the way here.

Now I know exactly what it's like to be an amputee. Discuss?

FUCK YOU!

I'm sorry, now I know what it feels like to have tourettes.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#3

i'm gonna try it tomorrow using my knees, i'll be way cool

Blondie Wrote:Lad is all I can think about.
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#4

lad Wrote:i'm gonna try it tomorrow using my knees, i'll be way cool

No one is a better knee driver than myself. How else am I spark one whilst driving?

ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.

I fear that.
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#5

I'm left handed.

I'm nominating this thread for "HOF" status.

Son, I am Disappoint.
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#6

I've done that a few times and I drive a standard! I know how it feels.

I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
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#7

Shadrach Wrote:No one is a better knee driver than myself. How else am I spark one whilst driving?

'sup ntype?

Blondie Wrote:Lad is all I can think about.
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#8

I typed this post using only my left hand.

Now I know how it feels to be a pervert.
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#9

Shadrach Wrote:No one is a better knee driver than myself. How else am I spark one whilst driving?

YaY! *claps* That's fucking awesome! ! :roll:

I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
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#10

Bill Wrote:I fisted this pervert using only my left hand.

Now I know how it feels to type.

it's how i read it

Blondie Wrote:Lad is all I can think about.
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#11

lad Wrote:it's how i read it

And you made me promise not to tell everyone you were into that sorta thing!
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#12

that "I used only one hand" in the thread matter was a call for crime.

I mean I clicked thinking that TF was wanking himself.
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