[NinjaBassist]

So yesterday before work I went to the same teriyaki joint I usually hit up. I go up to the counter and the same girl who always works there asks if I want the usual and I say yes. She then says "to go right?" Now this chick is pretty bangin and she seems about my age and from what I can tell single. So I play the sympathy card and say for here. I tell her for here. She is surprised and asks why. I tell her I just broke up with my girl and dont really feel like bein at home because its lonely. She tells me she can take her lunch and keep me company.
So then we sit down and I get all nervous in shit and dont know what to say so I see that her nametag says Stacy so I ask her if her Mom or Dad named her. She responds well Stacy isnt my real name. My real name is Shane which happens to be my name as well. I got her number and will probably give her a ring this weekend. My question is if in fact this chick is a chick should I bang her?

[Anhil8tor]

If the plumbing fits..

you have to. Let whats in the past stay in the past.

[NinjaBassist]

Pretty sure she is a chick and on the plus side her parents own the teriyaki place. Still the name thing would be weird.

[Bill]

Pretty sure she is a chick and on the plus side her parents own the teriyaki place. Still the name thing would be weird.

It'll just make her job of running off with your check book that much easier after ya'll are married.

What's in a name anyway? I say if the body is bangin, that booty you must be tagin!....take some pics to post though. After the roofies take effect of course.

[NinjaBassist]

It'll just make her job of running off with your check book that much easier after ya'll are married.

What's in a name anyway? I say if the body is bangin, that booty you must be tagin!....take some pics to post though. After the roofies take effect of course.

Dont plan on marryin her. Probably bang her once and thats it. Sucks if I do cuz then I'll have to find a new teriyaki place. Or just start leaving cat food on my porch and make my own.

[Bill]

Dont plan on marryin her. Probably bang her once and thats it. Sucks if I do cuz then I'll have to find a new teriyaki place. Or just start leaving cat food on my porch and make my own.

You should play into it then man....fuck her a few times, but in the process make her hate you as a person so much she won't stay with ya...that way you get the poon and can still show your face in the teriyaki place.

[NinjaBassist]

Yeah but who knows what the say when they give the chef the order. She could tell them to wipe the chicken with their ass and I would never know different. Kinda like how it is now. I think I'll do just that.

[Bill]

You'll regret it later Bro.....Come to think of it...I've never nailed an asian chick...Now I feel like my life is incomplete. Thanks!

[NinjaBassist]

They're freaks. Cmon all the weird fetish porns are from asia

[Bill]

They're freaks. Cmon all the weird fetish porns are from asia

Now I really feel cheated.....

[NinjaBassist]

You could always draw a pair of squinty eyes on your hand and pretend.

[Bill]

You could always draw a pair of squinty eyes on your hand and pretend.

na, I'll just have to rely on my fantasies and vast amounts of P0rn....although the memory of getting blown by a black chick with huge tits in a parking lot helps some.