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Tonight....
#1

...I'm going with my mom's and pop's to dinner at this epock pizza joint. i'll be ordering a sub sammich and a medium pepporoni for myself. then i'm going to smoke a doobie on my way home, let the dogs outside, and take a huge dump. if the poop is worthy i'll post pics.
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#2

Tonight I'm going to take my cat piss soaked towel out of the kitchen sink and wash it along with 2 or 3 other loads of clothes. I'm also going to go grocery shopping and clean my car. There will be 2 doobies smoked and some food eaten somewhere in the mix. Pretty uneventful.

I may jerk off too and play some Madden online. If you're gonna be around tonight I could kill two birds with one stone.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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TomFoolery Wrote:Tonight I'm going to take my cat piss soaked towel out of the kitchen sink and wash it along with 2 or 3 other loads of clothes. I'm also going to go grocery shopping and clean my car. There will be 2 doobies smoked and some food eaten somewhere in the mix. Pretty uneventful.

I may jerk off too and play some Madden online. If you're gonna be around tonight I could kill two birds with one stone.

I don't have Madden, but I might get online and whisper sweet nothings into your Xbox Live Headset while you fuck your clean hump blanket...
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#4

Chin up Clay. I don't have Madden, Xbox, or a doobie.
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VitaminE Wrote:Chin up Clay. I don't have Madden, Xbox, or a doobie.

If we met, I would slap your handshake away and instantly grab your crooked penis.
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#6

Yikes!
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