[Anhil8tor]

> Ol Boudreaux was out there on the bayou fishin an went to light up a
> cigarrette when he realized he aint got his damn lighter. He stood up
in
his
> boat, looked around and seen Thibideaux way yonder on the bayou. He
paddled
> his way over and asked Thibideaux for a lighter. Thibideaux pulled out
this
> long lighter. Boudreaux say "man Thibideaux, where you got that big ol
> lighter at?" Thibideaux says " Ya see dat barrel over der on da land??
Well u
> rub dat an a jeenie pops out and grants you a wish. But ya gots to
talk
real
> loud like cause dat ol jeenie is hard of hearin." So Boudreaux paddles
up
to
> da land, rubs the barrel, and sure enough, a jeenie pops out and says
"I
will
> grant you one wish...what da hell you want?" Boudreaux says " I want a
> million bucks" jeenie said ok.
>
> As Boudreaux paddles back out, the sky gets real dark and a million
ducks
> come flyin down. Boudreaux goes over dere and says "Man Thibideaux,
you
was
> right bout dat jeenie bein hard of hearin...I axed for a million bucks
and
i
> got a million ducks. " Thibideaux says " yeah man, you think i asked
for a
12
> inch Bic??"