[asshat]

Warning: Stunts you may see above are performed by trained professionals and may be dangerous to the unskilled. Please do not try this at home. Stuffing oneself with an eggplant can be dangerous and harmful. These images are provided for entertainment purposes only.

Discontinue sex with an eggplant immediately if you experience any of the following side effects vertigo, itching, hives, dizziness, tingling in extremities, slurred speech, profuse swelling, temporary blindness, loss of hearing, loss of balance, loss of coordination, palpitations, irregular heartbeat, nausea, loss of appetite, increase in appetite, or death. Warning: may cause cirrhosis of the liver, inflammation of the brain, heart damage, pancreatic damage, kidney damage, spleen implosion or explosion, thyroid combustion, severe nasal hair growth, blindness, eruptia, pregnancy, infertility, fecal incontinence, impotence, loss of genitalia and/or hermaphroditism, hair loss, skin blemishes, bone deformity, throat cancer, ulcers, hangnails, bladder leakage, sores, scabs, elephantiasis, hepatitis, conjunctivitis, gingivitis, appendicitis, bronchitis, and/or athlete's foot. May cause abdominal cramping and loose stools.

[lad]

I didn't know you worked there dub, anyways i've just hacked it and i'll have a look around, i'll let you know what i think

[Jesse Antarctica]

"jdub works in wonderland"

[Jdub]

Yeah, it's a hard life!!!

[Jesse Antarctica]

Yeah, it's a hard life!!!

I suppose there should be that pussy smell everywhere.
:roll:

[Jdub]

I suppose there should be that pussy smell everywhere.
:roll:

Yeah, something like that. And you should see all the menstrual juice dripping from the rafters!!

[Jdub]

This thread was great, I had to look for it to relive it again!! :lool:

[Bill]

This thread was great, I had to look for it to relive it again!! :lool:

cratch: Jdub really works for Vivid? holly balls dood! how do I get on the mailing list!