[Bill]

I will rejoice!

Don't laugh too hard folks, but I've had this old (92) dodge conversion van that I'd beat around on the weekends. I picked it up a few years ago for like 1700 bucks. fixed the ac, suspension, put some new tires on etc....simple maintance stuff that the previous owners never cared about...either way the paint was starting to go to shit so I put that fucker up for sale before it got too bad....with gas prices the way they are I didn't think it'd sell, but I put in on a buddies car lot anyway...Someone bought the bitch for 3000! happy day!

[Dr. Lecter]

Similar, but much more boring story:
Bought a Herman Miller ($$$$$) chair on ebay 4 years ago for $425. Used it, farted on it, etc for 3.5 years, sold it 8 months ago for $500. Sweet.

[Jdub]

Get out much? Oh, and I paid 12.75 for a blowjob last night, the next guy had to pay $15

[Michman]

Similar, but much more boring story:
Bought a Herman Miller ($$$$$) chair on ebay 4 years ago for $425. Used it, farted on it, etc for 3.5 years, sold it 8 months ago for $500. Sweet.

Herman Miller is right up the street from my work. That chair was probably made on one of our machines. If I would have known that chair was for you, I would have had Herman Miller install the anal protruder option at no cost for ya.