06-16-2005, 07:48 PM
Banana Wrote:I own this movie. It's $$$$. Except Damon looks special needs in it. In the bad way.
Dude is practically homeless. Works as a janitor. What do you expect here?
By the way, I'd fuck either of them, but my heart belongs to Brad Pitt. I walked out of Mr. and Mrs. Smith and looked at my wife. I said "damn, those are two gorgeous people. I am pretty sure I would sleep with either of them."
She look at me and said, "me too."
I am still wondering if she meant she was sure I would sleep with either of them, or if she meant she would sleep with either of them.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?

