[Carrie Underwood]

I'd have to burn a bag of puppies on stage for you to hate me. I'm just one big smiley sweetie!! I cry real tears when people get voted off the show. Vote for me, pretty please.

[Bo Bice]

Nice effort there whore. You will lose.

[TomFoolery]

Show me your tits and I'll vote for you 1,000 times. No lie.

[Carrie Underwood]

Do you what people called Constantine in the house? Tell them Bo, I'm too shy to say it. :$





Ok, I'll tell y'all. They called him 'The Big Fat Greek Asshole.' :$

[VitaminE]

TomFoolery+, Carrie Underwood


Edit: This is proof she's not TF. I think it's really her campaigning for votes.

[Carrie Underwood]

Show me your tits and I'll vote for you 1,000 times. No lie.

My uncle told me that too, sugar pop.

[Carrie Underwood]

I'm good at yodelling, square dancing and animal husbandry.

[TomFoolery]

My uncle told me that too, sugar pop.

Just do it, cunt.

[Carrie Underwood]

Simon told me that I'm about as animated as a Stepford wife. What does that mean?

[fem]

Go Bo!!!

[leucetios]

Do people really make "Sugar Pies"? cratch:

[SanDog]

Do people really make "Sugar Pies"? cratch:

I make high protein "smoothies'.

[leucetios]

I make high protein "smoothies'.

Pass >_>

[TomFoolery]

Pass >_>

Would you be interested in a Strawberry Shortcake?

[leucetios]

Would you be interested in a Strawberry Shortcake?

Perhaps a Banana Split