05-17-2005, 12:13 AM
If Donkeys ruled the world we would have so many fewer problems.
Human: taxes? Donkey: *blank donkey stare*
Human: taxes? Donkey: *blank donkey stare*
G-Rated Ponderous Thoughts
05-17-2005, 12:37 AM
Flight Attendants are no fun. I would prefer a blow job over peanuts anyday
05-17-2005, 12:44 AM
leucetios Wrote:Flight Attendants are no fun. I would prefer a blow job over peanuts anydayI wonder if the raw sewage that comes from airports has a disproportionately high amount of peanuts in the stool?
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05-17-2005, 12:45 AM
asshat Wrote:I wonder if the raw sewage that comes from airports has a disproportionately high amount of peanuts in the stool?
Clay would probably know
05-17-2005, 12:46 AM
If you were a Crayola, what color would you be?
05-17-2005, 01:03 AM
leucetios Wrote:Flight Attendants are no fun. I would prefer a blow job over peanuts anyday
i don't think this is g-rated
pealse stay on topic
TIA
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
05-17-2005, 06:29 AM
snarg Wrote:i don't think this is g-ratedsomeone should make this guy a mod
pealse stay on topic
TIA
05-17-2005, 06:33 AM
What do cows do all day? Everytime I see one, it's either eating or sleeping. They must have the life.
05-17-2005, 06:33 AM
If you could be any kind of tool, what would you be? I would be What?
Minorthreat wishes
05-17-2005, 07:19 AM
TammyC Wrote:If you could be any kind of tool, what would you be? I would be What?I would be TammyC's diesel powered vibrator - Mississippi Power and Light said she couldn't use one that plugs in anymore.
05-17-2005, 07:24 AM
what? Wrote:I would be TammyC's diesel powered vibrator - Mississippi Power and Light said she couldn't use one that plugs in anymore.
:wub:
that has to be one of the sweetest things i've ever heard..
Minorthreat wishes
05-17-2005, 03:17 PM
asshat Wrote:I wonder if the raw sewage that comes from airports has a disproportionately high amount of peanuts in the stool?I wonder how they seperate them, must be a fun job.
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05-17-2005, 08:24 PM
PurpleHaze Wrote:What do cows do all day? Everytime I see one, it's either eating or sleeping. They must have the life.
I bet it's an awesome life, right up to that pesky "slaughterhouse" part >_>
05-17-2005, 08:25 PM
leucetios Wrote:I bet it's an awesome life, right up to that pesky "slaughterhouse" part >_>
WHAT ABOUT MILK COWS?
05-17-2005, 08:26 PM
Bill Wrote:WHAT ABOUT MILK COWS?
STFU :fuckYou:
05-17-2005, 08:35 PM
leucetios Wrote:STFU :fuckYou:
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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