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Long Haired Country Boy
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People say I'm no good and crazy as a loon 'cause I get drunk in the morning,
I get high in the afternoon. Kind of like my old blue tick hound I like to lay
around in the shade. And I ain't got no money but I damn sure got it made.
'Cause I ain't aking nobody for nothing if I can't get it on my own. If you
don't like the way I'm living you just leave this long haired country boy alone.

Preacher man talking on TV, and puttin' down the rock and roll. Wants me
to send a donation 'cause he's worried about my sould. He said, "Jesus
walked on the water." And I know that it's true. But sometimes I think that
preacher man would like to do a little walking too. But I ain't asking nobody
for nothing if I can't get it on my own. If you don't like the way I'm living
you just leave this long haired country boy alone.

A poor girl wants to marry and a rich girl wants to flirt. A rich man goes
to college and a poor man goes to work. A drunkard wants another drink
of wine, and a politician wants the vote. I don't want much of nothing at
all, but I will tell another joke. 'Cause I ain't aking nobody for nothing if
I can't get it on my own. If you don't like the way I'm living you just
leave this long haired country boy alone.
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#2

this man is one of the reasons for my username. That and the fact my name is Beau. :d
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#3

cLaY put him on his death list

:mad:
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#4

anhil8tor Wrote:cLaY put him on his death list

:mad:


Man that's just wishful thinking on his part. Hank would would rip his arms off and use them for BBQ sauce brushes on his brisket.
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#5

I didn't put Hank on my death list, it was Charlie Daniels.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#6

cLaY Wrote:I didn't put Hank on my death list, it was Charlie Daniels.


yeah no shit beau... CDB sings that song to you ass much
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