[asshat]

I have a friend that has had a tough couple of years. A divorce a few years ago has left him nearly broke and he just found out that he has throat and lung cancer. He is in pretty bad shape right now.

Anyway, I was wanting to come up with some kind of gag I could pull on him to see if it would get his mind off of his problems. There is this really prestigious club downtown that he used to be a member of but can now no longer afford it. I was thinking of getting some of their letterhead and writing him that he has been reinstated with a life membership. Tell him there will be a banquet in his honor because of his hardships. Then arrange a time and all and have him show up there with a tux on and......... Nothing. Everyone just staring at him wondering why he came.

Would that be $$$$ or what?

[Fairiedust]

No it would be Bullsh*t

[Dr. Lecter]

First good belly laugh of the day.

I say do it. I have a buddy who works as Asst. Brand Manager for Winston. I can get his letterhead and write a note that he won a lottery for a lifetime of free cigarettes too.

[CT280]

sounds like a winner. make up a laminated membership card and send it with the letter.

[asshat]

First good belly laugh of the day.

I say do it. I have a buddy who works as Asst. Brand Manager for Winston. I can get his letterhead and write a note that he won a lottery for a lifetime of free cigarettes too.

Oh fucking good. Yeah, make the letter from Winston and I will put some cartons of cigarettes with it and have it delivered. That is the worst part for him is that he has to quit smoking. He would go through about 4 packs a day. The thought of him sitting around staring at those cartons of cigs would be so fucking funny. He is going to love this.

[Anhil8tor]

can you film it for americas funniest home videos?

[asshat]

can you film it for americas funniest home videos?

I will definitely have a camera going at the Petroleum Club when he walks in thinking there is a banquet in his honor. He'll probably even have to rent a tux. Hahahaha. I'll make sure a bunch of his old running buddies are there that night.

[Jdub]

I will definitely have a camera going at the Petroleum Club when he walks in thinking there is a banquet in his honor. He'll probably even have to rent a tux. Hahahaha. I'll make sure a bunch of his old running buddies are there that night.

What kind of flowers would you like?

[ntype]

you are for sure planning to laugh more than him.

[asshat]

What kind of flowers would you like?

that isn't an idea.