[snarg]

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very
short skirts & thong panties.



One day, a young man comes into the store, glances at the clerk, &
glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) & the location of the raisin bread on the very
top shelf, he politely says to the young woman,
"I'd like some raisin bread, please."



She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the
young man with an excellent view, just as he surmised she would.



When she comes down the ladder, he says he really should get two
loaves as he is having company for dinner.



As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other
male customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a
loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view.



With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the
eye of another male customer.



Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread just to
watch the young woman climb up & down.



After many trips, she is tired, irritated, & thinking she is
really going to have to try the raisin bread for herself.



Once again, she is up the ladder, retrieving a loaf of raisin
bread for another male customer.



She stops & fumes, glaring at the men below. She notices an
elderly man, standing among the crowd of males looking up at her, who
hasn't placed an order yet.



Thinking to save herself another trip up & down the ladder, she
yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?"



"No," croaked the old man, "but it's a quiverin".

[Fairiedust]

*just a quiverin...*

[Odysseus]

:lool: