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Fuck if I didn't always root for that goddamn cat, and the mouse always got away!
Natural fucking selection! Cats gets mouse. Cat mangles and kills mouse and leaves it on the doorstep as a gift to his owners.
My letters to Fred Quimby asking for an explanation remain unanswered.
suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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Ball Handler Wrote:Fuck if I didn't always root for that goddamn cat, and the mouse always got away!
Natural fucking selection! Cats gets mouse. Cat mangles and kills mouse and leaves it on the doorstep as a gift to his owners.
My letters to Fred Quimby asking for an explanation remain unanswered.
I saved a mouse from drowning in my pool the other day. That little fukker put in about 5 good minutes treading water. When I pulled him to safety my wife said "You reminded me of David Hasselhoff". I said "too bad you ain't Carmen Electra".
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
he also did some of the voices in the Transformers tv show.
Anybody make drinks outta Tom and Jerry batter at Christmas time. If you're Jewish and offended by this. Eat a Kosher Cock!
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Michman Wrote:RACK.......so how was it sleeping in the dogs house?
Nah, that is why she married me. She thinks I am funny. As long as I don't disrespect her in front of others, all is good. Sometimes I can't help it though. She throws these hanging curves that I cannot lay off.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
