04-20-2005, 08:37 PM
10. Have to sit upright while driving
9. Pistol won't fit under the front seat
8. Engine noise drowns out the rap music
7. Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time
6. They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr
5. Police cars on track interfere with race
4. No passenger seat for the Ho
3. No Cadillac's approved for competition
2. Can't wear helmet sideways
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACK CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
1. When they crash their cars, they bail out and run
9. Pistol won't fit under the front seat
8. Engine noise drowns out the rap music
7. Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time
6. They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr
5. Police cars on track interfere with race
4. No passenger seat for the Ho
3. No Cadillac's approved for competition
2. Can't wear helmet sideways
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACK CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
1. When they crash their cars, they bail out and run

