[lad]

You're in an interview and it's all going good untill you drop your pen, then when you bend down to pick it up you let rip.

Do you ignore the unfortunate mishap, make a joke of it whilst waving your hand in a comedic jesture or blame "said stench" on the interviewer?

[Bill]

casually say " Note to self: never be the center of a 25 man anal gang bang the day before an interview"

ps. this is clay.