Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

not a redneck joke
#1

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker
told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000,or you can bury
her here in the Holy Land for $150.00." The man thought about it and
told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked,
"Why?" Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?"
The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that
chance..."

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
Reply


Possibly Related Threads…
Thread / Author Replies Views Last Post
Last Post by Blondie
03-17-2010, 07:05 AM
Last Post by who
10-03-2009, 12:19 PM
Last Post by BIRD33
11-06-2008, 08:44 PM
Last Post by BIRD33
10-03-2008, 03:21 PM
Last Post by ntype
05-24-2008, 04:24 PM
Last Post by Jimmy
05-14-2008, 09:50 PM
Last Post by Chester
02-08-2008, 03:53 AM

Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)