[Jdub]

Saint Peter is processing a lady to get into heaven. While they are standing there, the lady hears a scream. She looks over Peter's shoulder to see what it was. There were 2 angels drilling a hole in the top of a woman's head for her halo. A few minutes later, she hears another scream, They are drilling two holes in her back for her wings. The lady looks at Saint Peter and says "I think I would rather just go to hell". Peter looks at her kind of puzzled and says " Ma'am, you don't want to go to hell. They sodimize and rape you down there." the lady responds, " AT LEAST I ALREADY HAVE THE HOLES FOR THAT"!!! :lol:

[Velvet]

Good one jw :lmao:

[Devious]

:o

[Suicide Jim]

i found it quite tasteful

[Undeadcannibal]

it tasted a bit like fries and ketchup...with a little salt.