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I'm Going To Cancun Next Week
#1

What should I bring with me?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

your midget boyfriend will be upset if you don't pack his ass into a suitcase and take him
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#3

Roofies

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#4

A coconut bra, a hawaiian skirt, and one of those straw hats.

Oh, and a thong.
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#5

Purple_Haze Wrote:A coconut bra, a hawaiian skirt, and one of those straw hats.
I did not know that.

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#6

and a camera. Wink
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#7

I've been to Cancun. Based on my experiences, bring the following:
Pepto-Bismal
Condoms
Aloe Vera Gel
Vitamins
A video recorder
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#8

vasoline or some kind of lube....


the locals are gonna love you
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#9

drink the water, take pics!

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Wyldbill Wrote:your midget boyfriend will be upset if you don't pack his ass into a suitcase and take him
so thats where my midget went, that fuckin' slut said he was goin for smokes and never came back

looking for someone to "take care" of my ex
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I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.


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#11

my house is near cancun
pm if ya want some tips

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#12

Dude, Cancun is off the heezy. Club La Boom. GOES OFF.

If you are staying someplace nice, the Concierge can be your best friend. Don't listen to the cabbies.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#13

Make sure to drop into Carlos & Charlie's while you there. If you cross the ferry ride to Cozumel, I think the one there is much better though. Wink
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#14

flip-flops
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#15

Don't forget the sun block. The worst thing you can do is burn the first day and ruin the trip.
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Beaucephus Wrote:Make sure to drop into Carlos & Charlie's while you there. If you cross the ferry ride to Cozumel, I think the one there is much better though. Wink

Carlos and Charlies fucking rocks dood. RACK the fish bowl margeritas.


Mexican cabbies will fuck you over though dood. just ride, pay and puke.

I really need to get back to mexico.....
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