12-30-2004, 12:52 AM
Louisville Plugger
Here is the definition of the Louisville Plugger that you requested:
A person, the pluggee, takes a lot of Vicodin or Percocet over the
course of a few days. Both of these painkillers induce severe
constipation. Once the pluggee has a huge plug of shit lodged in his
or her gut, the plugger greases up the skinny end of a baseball bat
and inserts it into the pluggee's ass. Using the knob at the end of
the baseball bat, the plugger locates the plug of shit in the
pluggee's ass and commences pushing and prodding the plug of shit,
massaging the prostate gland all the while, and gradually works the
skinny end of the bat into the plug of shit. Once the baseball bat end
is firmly lodged in the pluggee's plug of shit (thus anchoring the bat
in the pluggee's ass), the plugger takes a second baseball bat and
starts whacking the first baseball bat as hard as he or she can (whack
sideways to vibrate the bat, don't push the bat in deeper). This will,
if done right, "sting" the pluggee's ass in the same way that your
palms sometimes sting when you smack a baseball bat hard against
something. The whacking continues until the pluggee comes.
Please note: The Louisville Plugger is a fictional sex act, one that I
made up over drinks with friends. The Louisville Plugger, so far as I
know, has never been attempted by or on anyone, ever. It should also
never, ever be attempted by or on anyone, ever, as the Louisville
Plugger is likely to do grave bodily harm to the pluggee, up to and
including death. I've sent you this definition for your amusement
only. Do not attempt the Louisville Plugger. Thank you.
Here is the definition of the Louisville Plugger that you requested:
A person, the pluggee, takes a lot of Vicodin or Percocet over the
course of a few days. Both of these painkillers induce severe
constipation. Once the pluggee has a huge plug of shit lodged in his
or her gut, the plugger greases up the skinny end of a baseball bat
and inserts it into the pluggee's ass. Using the knob at the end of
the baseball bat, the plugger locates the plug of shit in the
pluggee's ass and commences pushing and prodding the plug of shit,
massaging the prostate gland all the while, and gradually works the
skinny end of the bat into the plug of shit. Once the baseball bat end
is firmly lodged in the pluggee's plug of shit (thus anchoring the bat
in the pluggee's ass), the plugger takes a second baseball bat and
starts whacking the first baseball bat as hard as he or she can (whack
sideways to vibrate the bat, don't push the bat in deeper). This will,
if done right, "sting" the pluggee's ass in the same way that your
palms sometimes sting when you smack a baseball bat hard against
something. The whacking continues until the pluggee comes.
Please note: The Louisville Plugger is a fictional sex act, one that I
made up over drinks with friends. The Louisville Plugger, so far as I
know, has never been attempted by or on anyone, ever. It should also
never, ever be attempted by or on anyone, ever, as the Louisville
Plugger is likely to do grave bodily harm to the pluggee, up to and
including death. I've sent you this definition for your amusement
only. Do not attempt the Louisville Plugger. Thank you.
